Saturday, October 29, 2005
Clarification questions
To expand on the last post:
1. go have sex with a British duck
2. speak in a British accent while involved in intercourse with a duck
3. find the physical embodiment of a British accent and force it to mate with a duck
4. say the phrase "Go fuck a duck" with a British accent, as seen in the film Wimbledon, which is an entertaining romantic comedy
1. go have sex with a British duck
2. speak in a British accent while involved in intercourse with a duck
3. find the physical embodiment of a British accent and force it to mate with a duck
4. say the phrase "Go fuck a duck" with a British accent, as seen in the film Wimbledon, which is an entertaining romantic comedy
Saturday, October 15, 2005
Today's Feature: Domino (2005 - Tony Scott)
Keira Knightly is ca-ute. She's well fit too. It was a shame a body double was used for her un-clothed scenes though. Watching her play a spoiled model turned bounty hunter was fun enough. Supposedly this was based on an actual Domino Harvey who recently passed away. She must have been an interesting woman.
Oh, as for the rest of the film, it was pretty 'meh'. It was fun to watch for the most part, but it tended toward not making sense. And it also kept going, two hours long. Some strange techniques were employed to keep the audience informed, like random titles for example that were very inconsistent throughout. It seemed as if they were added after the fact when they realized the audience was going to get lost. The fast-paced cuts made me a bit nauseous and gave me a headache halfway through.
Sadly, I will have to refrain from rating this title officially. My thumbs were broken in a recent freak dodgeball accident and I am temporarily unable to orient them in a thumbs-up or -down position.
Oh, as for the rest of the film, it was pretty 'meh'. It was fun to watch for the most part, but it tended toward not making sense. And it also kept going, two hours long. Some strange techniques were employed to keep the audience informed, like random titles for example that were very inconsistent throughout. It seemed as if they were added after the fact when they realized the audience was going to get lost. The fast-paced cuts made me a bit nauseous and gave me a headache halfway through.
Sadly, I will have to refrain from rating this title officially. My thumbs were broken in a recent freak dodgeball accident and I am temporarily unable to orient them in a thumbs-up or -down position.
Wednesday, October 05, 2005
there is a mysterious red hook protruding from the ceiling in the bedroom that overlooks roosevelt.
what was the purpose of this red hook in previous years?
who would ever need a large red hook sticking out from the ceiling?
to be investigated....
what was the purpose of this red hook in previous years?
who would ever need a large red hook sticking out from the ceiling?
to be investigated....
Can't someone else do it?
Upon my return yesterday evening to our rented Ann Arbor dwelling, I found an enlarged copy of the photo from last Tuesday's Daily front page. Though the caption references trash problems on South Forest, the picture was actually taken at the home directly across the street from ours on good ol' Church. Adam and I even saw the geographically-challenged photographer taking the pictures. The question now is who left this copy for us, and why? We have never ever had any illegal garbage on our property and, to my knowledge, have not violated any city ordinances. If you have any information regarding this mystery, please to comment.
